How to kill someone with a shoe

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Step 1: remove shoe

Step 2: Remove laces

Step 3: Find/locate target
 
Step 4: Gently wrap laces around victums throat

Step 5: Tighted grip on laces and pull rember to hold their head, they could get loose, and maby harm your laces

Step 6: Hold grip for 3 miniutes for full effect

Step 7: Release grip and let go

P.S. make sure their dead.